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以上分别为一男一女在DIY
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对此我五体投地，败了。

Just upgraded one of my favorite freewares --- WordWeb.
The new license of the WordWeb5 is like a joke at the first glance, but in fact they seriously mean it.

" All users may use WordWeb for 30 days for evaluation purposes. After 30 days it may freely be used only if you personally:

• Take at most 4 flights (2 return flights) in any 12 month period
• AND do not own an SUV (sports utility vehicle)."

 Here  is the the author's explanation.
Since I only own a bicycle,  I am far more than qualified.

从前，有个新妈妈，抱着宝宝的时候，被宝宝屙了 一些大便在手上，她没有发现。
然后，她给宝宝喂奶，就把便便沾在了胸口上，她还是没有发现。
宝宝吮奶的时候，打了个嗝，妈妈低头一看，发现了乳头附近的黄色物体，大惊失色：“妈！妈！宝宝吐大便了！”
-- 根据真人真事整理